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Old 01-19-2005, 03:29 PM   #5476 (permalink)
JumpinJesus
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Location: Chicago
Quote:
Originally Posted by bundy
uncle phils drag queen stage name is Uncle Phallus De Vine.
he performs with his gaggle of *girls* every saturday night at a drag queen bar over at Rochester.
also in his troupe are Fremen (Free's Men Onatopp), Astrocloud (Astroglider), PJ (Periwinkle Scrotum), Tecoyah (Luscious Laviniyah) and on special occasions when the crowd is gagging for something fresh and exotic, Flyman (Hairy Ass Roofie).
The show usually involves lots of mimed singing to hits such as, 'Save The Best For Last' and 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... but the big show-stopping number they do is an extremely loud redition of C+C Music Factory's massive hit, 'Good Vibrations'... where the *girls* all get out their vibrators and conga line around the small dingy club.
...which is owned by bundy.
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