Very clever, and well written. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
But really, Some of the quotes out of that article are perfect.
It was only in beta --- yeah, like most MS products
the source of most adware --- like Outlook is the source of most worms?
Hilarious.
Reminds me of a .sig file I saw once, might even have been here I can't remember. It said:
If you play a microsoft CD-ROM backwards, you can hear the devil, but if you play if foward it's worse, it installs Windows on your computer.
When you're microsoft, I guess that makes you just a huge target. I laugh everytime I launch Firefox on my Ubuntu computer!
Peace,
Pierre