A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally
got
> >up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price
tag.
> >Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed
> >out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX
> >SUPER SIZE. "That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the
store
> >apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a
> >business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the ! intercom. "DO YOU
WANT
> >THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A
> >HAMMER?"
