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my latest dumbass move.
I sat across the table from my son’s little friend and his mom. The kid looked up at his mom and said, “I’m all full of pizza. There is no more room in my tummy.”
Teasing him, she replied, “Then I guess there’s no room in there for cake and ice cream.”
The kid looked distraught.
I chimed in, “Hey, way to go introducing bulimia at an early age.”
She looked at me blankly for an uncomfortable space in time, then laughed politely. She got the joke, but I guess I wasn’t that funny. It happens.
Later that evening, my wife took me aside. She told me that the gal I was joking with has a problem - she's bulimic.
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME THESE THINGS BEFORE I OPEN MY MOUTH?!
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