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Bumped down a few pegs isn't enough.
Bobby Flay needs to be strapped down to a table while various FoodTV chefs beat and torture him. First Morimoto can come in and beat the crap out of him with a cutting board, to teach him a lesson for jumping up on the counters on the real Iron Chef. Then Jackie Malouf, Jack Hourigan, and the redneck from Chillin and Grillin can come in and talk to him at the same time, that's enough to make any man break down. Then you let chairman Kaga come in and shove BLUE CORN down his throat until he starts to choke on his own vomit.
After that you could start cutting off fingers or attaching electrodes to his sensitive areas, I'm not really sure...I didn't really put that much thought into it.
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"Jenny, tell me, do you still walk, do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?" - Flight of the Conchords
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