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with a cigarette in one hand and a bootle of beer (or whatever alcopop is fashionable at the time) in the other, find your ideal woman and go up behind her (do not ASK to do this invariavbly you will get a no answer, this should not put you off) now grind away in the closest semblence to the beat of the song as you can manage. If this classic show of male dominance and confidence does not impress your chosen prey just move swiftly onto your second choice. Repeat this until you are successful (or you run out of potential victims, a fight is a good way to relieve any tension you may have built up if this happens).
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