a couple years ago i went on a school trip to hawaii, well there was this really annoying kid who we fucked with a lot, i feel bad about most of what we did now but it was funny at the time.
One night near the end of the trip we duct taped him to his cot (we were sleeping in cabins of 6) and then covered him in whip cream and sat there next to him with a video camera pretending to be sleeping. took him a halfhour and a lot of confusion to figure out what had happened.
While on the same trip we had a scorpion that we would piss off and then catch centipedes and have them fight. well the scorpion drowned and we stuck it in the bottom of his duffle bag for the trip home.
My friend there also had the teacher who took us make up a noose and then he took that stuck that in the bag with a post card that said "Were watching you". i couldnt have part in that one.
About 5 years ago i noticed a real estate business near where i live that leaves all their open house signs outside in an alley, well i want to take a bunch of those some night and find a nice house on a sunday to post up some Open House posts and sit across there street with a video camera and a mic next to the door to catch the house owners and potential buyers reaction to eachother.
We could never decide whether to do it to a stranger or someone we know though.
one day it will be done
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