I was in bed with this one girl way back when I was 18 (way back, heh I'm only 20 now), and she was riding on top of me. I dunno why the fuck I felt like saying this, but I was just like, "Ride 'em cowgirl!" Mid-fuck she started CRACKING UP, and she was like, "Aw man you killed it!" I sat up (yes I was still inside her), looked her in the eyes with a fiery passion, and said, "No, I didn't," and kissed her deeply.
That was our first of seven sessions that night.
Ah, the memories.
Edit: I forgot to add my point to this story.
sorry. Anyways, what I meant to say is, as long as you're as smooth as I am, you can get away with pretty much everything.