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Man... That reminds me of a couch that my parents have... My brother and I have a theory that it's not really a couch, but a lifeform that is DISGUISING itself as a couch, using its warm, comfortable properties to lure unsuspecting passersby into falling asleep on it, whereby it proceeds to consume them and add to its mass, in the hopes of becoming a supercouch that will one take take over the world.
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The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped.
The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.
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