hmm...let me think...you pick
*Jump off slide (all 10 toes broken)
*Fall 30 ft out of tree (sprained wrist)
*Swinging on Horizontal ladder (dislocated elbow)
*Lg branch piercing car window like javelin (scrape on face)
*Falling 12 ft into empty concrete pool (bruised elbow)
*Doing split practices on a special machine (slightly torn muscle)
*Rejected while dunking in B-ball, while entangled, hit concrete (dislocated kneecap)
*Puppy dog making my pour boiling hot gravy on me (3rd degree burn on bicep)
*Other person misplaces foot under me while I was dancing (Dislocated ankle)
and more...
I've had an interesting medical background.