Rinndalir

Background - my mom is a nightshift nurse, has been for 20+ years, so her sleep cycle is pretty much permenantly reversed. So she can't sleep the whole night through even if she tries, I guess her mind just won't let her after so long. In addition to that, my parents are your classic old skool southern conservative types, picture Hank and Peggy Hill from King of the Hill and that's them to a T.

Well, they were down for a weekend to visit me and the wife and their granddaughter. A Saturday night, they had gone to bed in the spare room, the baby was asleep, wife and I were in the mood so we turn on some soft music and start going at it. You can see where this is going.

So there I am on top of my wife banging away, she is trying her best not to scream, its very hard for her to be quiet. I'm whispering in her ear telling her how hot she is, how I've been wanting to fuck her all day, etc. I'm about to blow when the door swings open and there's my mom, and us completely out in the open on top of the covers, I had forgotten to lock the door in my haste to get some action.

Now to this day I have no idea why she came in, I guess she heard the music and saw the light on and had something to ask us. Like where do we keep the peanut butter, who knows. She kind of gasped, shut the door and walked out.

I know, its not like she can really say anything to us, I mean she walked in on me and my WIFE in OUR house when we thought they were asleep...but still, damn I was totally mortified. She never mentioned it, but when I got up she had cooked us a huge ass breakfast.

At least it wasn't my dad, he even talks like Hank Hill and I can just hear him, What the HELL, dammit boy!!!

The really funny thing is, all those times I brought my girlfriend over to "watch a movie" or "play Nintendo" during high school, parents were always home and I never got caught once till now...