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Old 01-12-2005, 12:06 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh... I love this thread ^^

Back when I was in sixth form college (17/18), on of my best mates had a birthday party at his parent's house. Well, needless to say, we all got absolutely slaughtered and everybody started passing out until it was just my current gf and I awake. We were far too horny to sleep, so snuck off to another room out of respect for our comatose chums. Picture the scene... we're both butt naked, in the middle of the floor, she's riding me for all she's worth and the light flicks on.... my mate's Mum enters the room:

<Us> *Stare*
<Mate's Mum> *Stare*
<Us> *Stare*
<MM> Um..... Er..... I..... just need to set the video player...... uh yeah...... the video player........ for my husband...... the video.

Poor woman was so shocked, she just ran out of the room. I would have been embarrassed, but I think she had enough for all of us XD

I never went back to his house again.
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