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I have u all beat, 6th grade I had front row seats to Bobby Brown's "humpin around" tour. I was a small frail little white kid surrounded by every sexually starved african american women in Portland. He handed his sweat towl to my little sister ( thanks??) and a large, large women took it aggresively from her. Then somehow a brawl between this women and like 17 others followed, and i think a fake nail flew into my eye. What did I learn from this, war is hell
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Why do I imagine this in my head as being the perfect MadTV skit? Couldn't you just picture it...
Most of my shitty concert experiences come from great bands who happen to have terrible sound that particular night, nothing too major.