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Drop lots of sexual innuendo. Things like "there are more than three ways to skin a cat" and "what's the number you find sexiest? Mine is definitely the number three." Also look at one, then the other, then back, then forth, then back, then forth, and then just grin mischeviously. Repeat throughout the night. When you play pool, always shoot for the three, and call it, and try to get three balls in at once.
And finally, don't take any of my advice.
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"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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