I've learned from experance that if you want to buy lingerie from her, Take her with you. make a date out of it. go from store to storte. mall to mall. Let her pick it out. The time you two spent together will be a great present from both of you. And the lingerie will be a great reward for you 
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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman
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