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Hail Ruggles!
I am growing fond of you.
I will now think of Averett as comprised of sugar-coated lesbian nuns masturbating puppies with a pinch of Thyme for flavor.
My list of ingrdients is as follows:
Oxygen, Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Sulfur, Sodium, Magnesium, Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron, Lithium, Strontium, Aluminum, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine and other natural and unnatural flavorings.
I have no nutritional value,
-GH
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