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Originally Posted by bendsley
I called my boss one morning and told him that I was staying home because I was not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," I told him in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?", he asks.
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Hehe...like this one a lot.
I've heard a lot of excuses, and in my old job if we were a little suss we would request a medical certificate. That usually sorted them out.
Mr Mephisto...I actually went to work on my day off once. I only did it the once, but I felt pretty bloody silly!
