now that the anticipation has grown so much, even if i post a picture of a 100ft iceberg, people would say, thats it? thats what ive been waiting for?
but here it is:
you may all still punish me once
here are your tools of torture that you may use at your leisure:
a small goldfish
a mystery bag
long nose pliers
a copy of throw mama from the train on beta
a 51 ford
ashlee simpson's bra
duct tape
a chainsaw
a motherfucking chainsaw
14 antelope
2 turtle doves
a bottle of cat piss
erik estrada's chest hair
a balloon filled with helium
a balloon filled with crickets
a balloon filled with black tar heroin
a mcnugget
ten little indians
and a michael jackson off the wall album
no as you must...