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Tommy "Two Fingers" Cucchinelli
Joey the Cube (It's his, you know, thing. I's got corners. Like a Two by four. Hell, I just saw the damn thing in the shower. No I don't make a practice of looking at other guys... Say that again <i>paisan</i> and you'll say it without teeth.)
Left Eye Louie. (Hey, he's got both eyes. Why you call him Left Eye? They're both Left eyes. Don't ask. He's sensitive about it.)
Fritters Malone
Frankie "The Bean" Fazulo
(In a related vein, "Her parents called her Calamari because, well, they're urban, and they thought it was a lovely name. Of course, we called her Squid.")
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