BigGov

Two of the couples quotes in the article posted by thinktank really stuck out.

The father: ' One online wit suggested that Emmett III's father really was her uncle. The remark infuriated Emmett Jr., who called it "slander, big-time, on a person." ' maybe he meant to say "libel, big-time, on a person."

The mother: ' "We don't allow no smoking in the house at all," Muse said, emphatically. ' Obviously we know this child will not certainly not be brought up in an unintelligent household.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"