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Old 01-07-2005, 01:08 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Squishor
I only ever saw the inside of one little county jail in my medium-sized town, so like I said, I'm no big expert. But <b>it's mostly like being locked in a big cement room with a really high ceiling and no windows with a bunch of sweating, cursing, scarred-up, nasty drug addicts who want to steal your stuff, listening to really loud rap music echo off the walls. The other times, it's like being locked inside a much smaller cement room with one other smelly, nasty, scarred-up drug addict who won't stop talking about her sad life story. Oh, and a metal toilet, where you would like to flush your cellmate's head. Then, if you're lucky, you go to minimum security, where you either sit in complete bordom while the ladies watch tv and talk about each other and their sugar daddies, or you work like a dog in the kitchen slopping slop</b>. Those days are the best, of course, because they go faster. I don't think there's any need to add rape to the day's activities.
pretty much sums it up

Our jail has other "Trusty" jobs besides the kitchen crew. You can do laundry all day, clean the shit at the dog pound, work the jail maintenance crew, sort recycling goods at the land fill, and the ever popular "road crew" (where most people start off).

Road crew - you get to walk up and down the sides of the local roads picking up trash in black and white stripes for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. I did that for a month. One time a local homeless vet died, he didn’t have any family or anything, so the road crew had to dig a grave and bury the poor soul. You really, really, really think about why your in jail, what you did to get in your situation, and what you can do to NEVER GET BACK IN F'N stripes again. You do get nice sack lunches for you 20 minute lunch break - 3 slices of <b>government</b> bologna *shiver* on 2 slices of stale bread and maybe a moldy apple or orange.

Manual labor is IMHO the best crime deterrent imaginable.
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