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uncle phil recently went out and spent $7,500 on a plasma television. Once mounted, he sat back to enjoy some brand new high-def heaven. Upon turning on the set, uncle phil saw no picture. There was sound, but absolutely no picture.
Incensed that he spent such a large amount of money on a faulty product, uncle phil called customer service and through much profane language, demanded that a technician be dispatched to his residence at once, with a new set in tow in case his needed replaced.
The technician arrived, and within minutes knew exactly what was wrong. He informed uncle phil that he had mistakenly installed the set with the screen facing the wall.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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