I dont want to call you a jerk....but what you want sounds kinda jerkish. Do you want her to only have sex in the missionary position and not give blow jobs either (I hear nice girls dont do that)
Sounds to me like what you want is a stepford wife
I think you were born a century too late.....
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
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