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...OH NO... ASTROCLOUD and his evil car salesmen minions are back and...
...WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!!!!!
... but never fear...
ASHFLY and his trusty sidekick
PADDY-CHU are here to save us!!!
THANK GOODNESS!!! and what a massive doobie!!!
But wait, which Nonsense-Mon are you summoning in that Poke-Ball
ASHFLY???
...OMG!!!1!11!...
...IT'S
UNCLE PHALLUS SQUIRTER and his deadly
GIANT HAMBURGER ATTACK!!!...
THANK GOODNESS!!!
we're all safe now...
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