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bundy · 01-05-2005, 01:40 AM

back in those hazy, beer-stained, cocaine-laden '80's, Nancy had an affair with Flyman (who was still living the high life on the proceeds of his one hit wonder, the well known power ballard, Hairy and High...).

its not like Nancy was a groupie per se, she was more like an excitable enthusiast of pseudo-famous men with hairy asses, who copied the fine music of Van Halen and Alice Cooper.

Flyman was so special to Nancy, that she went (in one of those crazy, spur of the moment, drunk, rushes) and had his name tattooed in massive lettering right across her ass.

FLY on the left cheek, and MAN on the right cheek.

twenty odd years later, you'll find that Nancy wasn't ever able to get that massive tattoo removed... so she had it altered... to FREMEN...

now she tells the lucky individuals who get to see her decorative heiny that she's a freedom fighter, and that there is a small E hidden away there somewhere... but we all know its because these days shes a massive fan of Fremen, who, as we all know, is singularly responsible for bringing back the power ballard to the '00's.

did that make any sense at all?? aw, doesn't matter, this is nonsense...

01-05-2005, 01:40 AM	#5409 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	back in those hazy, beer-stained, cocaine-laden '80's, Nancy had an affair with Flyman (who was still living the high life on the proceeds of his one hit wonder, the well known power ballard, Hairy and High...). its not like Nancy was a groupie per se, she was more like an excitable enthusiast of pseudo-famous men with hairy asses, who copied the fine music of Van Halen and Alice Cooper. Flyman was so special to Nancy, that she went (in one of those crazy, spur of the moment, drunk, rushes) and had his name tattooed in massive lettering right across her ass. FLY on the left cheek, and MAN on the right cheek. twenty odd years later, you'll find that Nancy wasn't ever able to get that massive tattoo removed... so she had it altered... to FREMEN... now she tells the lucky individuals who get to see her decorative heiny that she's a freedom fighter, and that there is a small E hidden away there somewhere... but we all know its because these days shes a massive fan of Fremen, who, as we all know, is singularly responsible for bringing back the power ballard to the '00's. did that make any sense at all?? aw, doesn't matter, this is nonsense... __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 01-05-2005 at 01:42 AM..