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The Old Folks
An old man and an old woman are relaxing one day on the porch in their rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man in the head, knocking him right out of his chair. He asks her, "What the hell was that for?"
She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!"
The old man climbs back into his rocking chair and ponders what just happened. After about 15 minutes, the old man reaches over and belts the old woman hard enough to knock her completely off the porch. "What the hell was that for?" she screams.
"That's for knowing the difference!"
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