Do I have to choose? Can't I just have a testicle removed with rusty pliers instead?
To be honest, they're too manufactured for me to consider either one attractive. And there's something creepy about the way Jessica moves when she speaks. I don't know what it is, but I know it's creepy.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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