Tophat665

No you cannot have a frickin' pony! What do you think I am, made out of money? And where are you going to keep the blasted thing? In the closet under the stairs? It's not like the yard is anywhere big enough for a horse of any size. And the crap! Who's going to clean up after it? You said you'd clean up after the damned rabbit, but I kept finding little shitballs swept under the cabinets. (Lemme tell you a secret. Those Chocolate Chip Cookies last week? Rather less choclate than they looked like.)

So no, you cannot have a goddamned pony.

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