1. Any Supermodel
2. Any brain dead female trashy B. Spears clone/wannabe
3. Any man that doesnt wear a kilt

4. Any restaurant catering to the "fatkins" (per Foamy) low carb crap
5. Jeff Gordon and Kurt Bush (I get two on that one since they are in the same sport)
Oh and I'll take all the celery....I love it...long as its not cooked!!!