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... made them wake you up in the middle of the night to feed them.
... given them no control over their bowels.
... assured that they would otherwise grow up to become teenagers.
... convinced people that they needed to be protected from nude pictures.
... furnished them with a very limited and highly annoying mode of communication, such as "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", means, well, anything at all.
(Father of two, as yet unbarbequed, young heathen here.)
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