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Old 12-24-2004, 05:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Fornication makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Just remember that. Always does the trick for me if I'm trying not to come. Especially the part about the baby having a full beard. Really distracting.

Anyway, Keep in mind there still might be residual hymenal tissue hanging out in there. So even if you do take it slow it still might hurt and she still might bleed. Lubricant! Water based! Oil based lubricant does bad things to latex. Inspect all parts before using. Wear proper safety and personal protective equipment. Attempting somersaults could result in serious injury or death.

Don't let your expectations get in the way of having fun. Sex is probably one of the most overrated things in a teenage virgin's mind.

And try Backwards Cowboy as soon as possible.
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