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Originally posted by monkeysugar
Not to mention the fact that the water in those pipes has been in there since the last time it was flushed out (maybe once a year where I went to school) and smells like rotten ass when it comes out.
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Actually, the water in the sprinkler system has never been flushed out. The sprinkler system was just added over the summer before we all moved in. Whoever sets off the sprinkler system first will be coated in black crap that will not was off for at least a few days.
About George, it's questionable to how often he does laundry, most of the time if he goes and changes he'll come back and the new shirt he will be wearing will be stained in some shape or form. I haven't seen his bedding, but just taking a random guess, I would say he doesn't even know that you should wash your bedding.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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