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					Originally Posted by clavus
					
				  Alarmed, I reached out to catch her, to save her,  to shove her silly ass in if she were to fall. My hand shot out, and in one swift motion I shoved my thumb right up my airborne dog’s butthole. 
 I don't know which was worse; violating my dog's butt, or the look she gave me afterwards.
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 Damn Ishmal beat me too it but Clavus has the funniest stories, so it just had to be repeated.