The best gift that I've ever been given is a leather Bears jacket. My grandmother got that for me a few years ago, and now I try to find any excuse I can to wear it.
The most awkward gift I've ever been given was a box of condoms, from my aunt, with three of my younger cousins (ages 7-12) in the room.
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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head
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