This may work for retired men at a rest home but I don't think any woman would actually consider a guy who uses a puppet to pick up women. The guy would be referred to as the "weird puppet guy". No one wants to dance with the weird puppet guy! He'll be the one standing alone in the corner, bobbing his head with a stupid puppet on his hand.
No way would I ever try this act of desperation. I'll stick to magic and card tricks.
Just kidding. I don't know any card tricks.
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