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The door-to-door goons are the BEST things to fuck with.
"Hey, are you interested in being saved?"
"Yes!"
"I have this book on Jesus, and.."
"Oh wait, I can't talk about Jesus. I promised my savior and Lord, Satan, that I wouldn't worship that lying fuck. Now excuse me, sir, I need to go back to eating my dinner and masturbating to gay porn."
The look on their face: priceless.
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I love lamp.
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