This is 2004. Sadly, "normal conversation" consists mainly of short statements and various grunt-like noises.
Painted: if your intent is to get laid, whenever you hear one of those catch phrases take the bait and allow her to vent to you. When she's finished, assure her that her problems are hardly enough to tarnish her spirit, and that she's a resilient woman and can overcome the greatest of obstacles. Basically, make her feel like she's a Queen, and she will make you her king.
Have fun storming the castle!
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