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heres a few i have found
"Drop your pants here for best results."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."
-sign at a Scandinavian airport
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
-sign in a hotel in Paris.
"Here speeching American."
-sign in a Moroccan shop.
"No smoothen the lion."
-sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.
"The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
-sign in Bucharest hotel lobby
"Teeth extracted by latest methodists."
-sign in Hong Kong dentist's office.
"STOP! Drive Sideways."
-detour sign in Japan.
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
-sign in a Rome laundry.
"If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager."
-sign in an Athens hotel.
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."
-on the menu of a Swiss restaurant
"It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
-in a Bangkok temple
"Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
-window of a Swedish furrier
"Specialist in women and other diseases."
-doctor's office in Rome
"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor."
-car rental brochure in Tokyo.
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