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Tophat, do you really think that my corruption of the "innocent youth" is all that bad? You forgot to mention that your precious community is in, fact, the twisted drawfish mutations caused by the emanations from your chemical X factory. How dare you accuse me of being evil when all I do is bring laughter and 30 minutes of sunshine into these poor, blighted soul's lives.
Tophat also came up with the metric system in the first place.
Late at night, he's spying on me. I mean, come on man, I could so have you brought up on charges of stalking, but I'm giving you a second chance here.
When he grows up (which I doubt he ever will, he feeds off the souls of orphaned kittens to keep his cold, black heart pumping) he wants to be the 54 member of president bush's cabinet to resign.
All I can say is:
It is a sin to believe in the evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
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