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Old 12-18-2004, 01:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Lockjaw
This is one of those little things in life I can't figure out but for some reason black pants always fit a little more snuggly than other colors. I first noticed this in high school buying back to school clothes. Bought the same kind of jeans from the same maker the blue jeans...fit a little loose like I liked them. The black jeans...were noticeablely tighter. Then I started noticing it with dress slacks...grey ones...were looser than black ones...then Dockers...then shorts. And they were always the same size,same manufacturer, and same cut. Asked my family...they noticed...asked some friends and at first they didn't realize it but they too started noticing this. Am I insane or is there truly a pants conspiracy out there? Or better yet a reason for this I'm not aware of.
I haven't really noticed this myself, but maybe there is reason to why black is a slimming colour? And not just a lack of shadows to show definition...
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