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"Fuck, I cut myself today"
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Gee, I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly
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"This cocksucking cop gave me a speeding ticket"
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Yeah, those guys are just out to fill their quota so they can go get some more donuts.
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"Ugh, I got a job interview tomorrow"
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Well, I hope it goes well.
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"Shit, I'm totally broke."
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Yeah, it's getting harder and harder to make ends meet nowadays.