I already told this story in another thread, but - since this is about doctor visits . . .
During a routine annual physical, a new doctor, substituting for my regular doc, was giving me the usual gloved finger probe. Halfway thru the exam, he moved his finger, and asked me, "Does that bother you?" Not wanting him to think I was a wuss, I answered, "No."
To which he replied, "Well, it'd sure as hell bother me !!"
The laughing just made it hurt more.
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"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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