Thread: Fat Tax???
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Old 12-17-2004, 08:43 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by CityOfAngels
And then next we can have the masturbation tax, because everyone knows the reason guys can't get girls is because they're always at home matsurbating instead of wasting all their money on women.

Or how about a shitting tax? It sure would take care of the problem of people taking too long in the bathroom.

Y'know what, I have another great idea! The fucking tax! That would take care of overpopulation in a jiffy!

/sarcasm
Seriously, the only extra tax they really need is the stupidity tax, so we can tax the idiots who come up with ideas like the fat tax.
I really don't think you needed the "sarcasm" tag there. You laid it on pretty thick. Just thought I'd mention that the majority of industrialized nations do not have a high enough birth rate to even maintain their current population, so that tax wouldn't make any sense anyway. Yes, I did take a joke seriously, and yes I am being anal.
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