I probably shouldnt tell this story but what the hell! One night I got pretty smashed and passed out on the couch. I woke up to my roommate laughing his ass off at me, and my penis in my hand, and my golden arch of urine landing on my chest. Not proud but can look back and laugh now... just not with that particular roommate. He was the kind of jackass that would bring that shit up in front of people to make himself look cool!
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