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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
just a housekeeping tip Febreze would work better than cheap dollar store cologne
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Another story coming up: He had a roommate for about the first month and a half of school until the roommate couldn't stand the stench anymore and moved out. He had left an open package of pop tarts and an open can of soda under his bed right before he left and George thought that the food left behind created the stench. So he sprayed an ENTIRE BOTTLE of Febreeze in his room and the smell didn't even disapate.
This smell is inhuman. I'm tempted to call in the CDC and see if we're at risk for living so close to him.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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