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I'm GetRdone's roommate and I can guarantee guccilvr that it isn't that easy.
Our room is right next to the bathroom, and we can basically see everyone walking around, we generally know who's around, and where people are. So one of the things we see is people that go to the shower. Well, we talked to his former roommate about a month ago and we came to the conclusion that there was absolutely no evidence what-so-ever that he showered at all since we moved into the dorms in late August. Eventually the harrassment from people walking on our floor for the first time ("JESUS CHRIST, this smells worse than a barn") seemed to get the point across. So he went down to take a shower all in his towel, fucking announcing it to everyone on the floor, knocking on doors, "I'm going to take a shower!" I swear to god he looked like a fat ass five year old that was excited to take the first shower in his like just like his parents. The worst part was, when he was done the smell didn't leave. We've considered using a high-pressure water pump to spray him down, but the logicistical problems of touching him are just too great to overcome. Honestly, I don't want to have to boil my hand just because I tried giving this guy a shower.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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