Captain Nemo

Since were talking first semester trials and tribulations, my experience should cheer you up. My first semester of college I was kicked out of the first college I went to (long story, but it culminated in my next door neighbor tripping on acid and feeling compelled to light my bed on fire, don't worry, it was a good party), ended up with a 1.05 for the semester and had to find a new college to attend. And no, my parents never found out.