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a couple years ago i pissed myself, was actually pretty funny because i was about half awake one morning just laying there thinking man i got to piss but if i get up theres no way ill get back to sleep again.
for some reason i just set fuck it and did both let it go and then tried going back to sleep in the same 2 seconds.
needless to say, i was awake and going oh shit did i just do that to myself?
kind of embarassaing but funny neverthe less
in 7th grade i had a stomache ache in school, went to the nurses office, she left for a minute so i farted... a wet fart, i went home that day but no one knew what i had done.
a couple years after that i had gotten the worst flu of my life, while trying to stumble into the shower i farted, once again a wet fart all over the mats in the bathroom. but it was the only time when i havent been drunk that i couldnt decide whether i had to puke or go shit first. WORST 3 days of my life
and contrary to what ive written up here, i dont have bladder problems
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