I wonder how many good looking female doctors have to deal with erectile function mid exam?
Mine was fairly embarassing. I was 28 and had been - for some reason - suddenly concerned about testicular cancer. I decided to take a look at my little boys one night in the shower and thought I saw and felt a lump. I freaked and the next day went to the clinic, certain I was going to be dead within the month.
Of course, a female doctor performed the exam. I told her my concern and she had me drop my jeans. As she was examining them, she said, "I don't notice anything unusual. What caused you to think there's something wrong?"
I grabbed one of my nuts and rolled it for her to see - my fear of possible cancer outweighed any decorum I should have been showing at this moment - and said, "Right here, it's lumpy like a tumor."
She replied, "those are your glands. Have you ever examined yourself before?"
It was at this moment that I realized what a dumbass I was - my pants around my knees, my balls in my hand, being told by a doctor that I couldn't tell my glands from my ass.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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