Doctor visit stories
I had to go to the doctor's office today. I don't really care for going there. You arrive on time and wait for an hour to see them. But, at least you get to fill out their paperwork while you sit. So anway, I think I may have a problem with the plumbing that needs medical attention.
Fast forward around fifty minutes and I'm sitting on an exam table with a sheet wrapped around my midsection. The doc walks in and starts asking questions. Blah blah blah, stand-up and drop your undies, but doc we've just met. (ha ha)
Luckily, this is not the regular woman doctor that I see. The regular doctor looks like a masculine Mike Ditka. No, this is her partner (not in the les sense), and she is fine. Well, back to the drawer dropping. All I can think of while she is doing the exam is "don't get hard, don't get hard". Thank God it worked. I'm not sure how that would have transpired. Kinda hard to explain away. Ha ha, well look at that.
Glad to report all is well, but it got me thinking about embarassing situations people get into with doctors. Thank God most of them are trained professionals.
So, would any of you like to share a moment with the class?
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Semper Fi
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